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Today, my sister caught me masturbating to Catwoman. FMBL

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Apr 5, 2010 04:36 AM - Sex / Intimacy - by Catwoman

Today, I was chilling with these cute guys when my boyfriend showed up with another girl I asked him who she was he looked at me acted like he didn't knoww me and walked away FMBL

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Apr 5, 2010 04:35 AM - Relationship - by MyBF

Today, I bought lil waynes new album the rebirth. I liked the songs so I wanted the ringtones on my iPhone. I downloaded $19 worth of ringtones, so I thought at least all I did was pay for the album again basically. FMBL

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Apr 5, 2010 04:34 AM - Miscellaneous - by LaShelle

Today, my boyfriend referred to me as "him" , this isn't the first time either - and his friends are always telling me that he is gay . FMBL

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Apr 5, 2010 04:33 AM - Relationship - by WTF_Girl

Today, me & this quy that i know had sex , well like a week before he broke up with his qirlfriend and then me and him had sex well almost a week after that he qot back with his ex. Thee thinq is i can be preqnant , my life suxx FMBL

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Mar 29, 2010 01:15 AM - Sex / Intimacy - by sinqle swaqq

Today, i was on a flight back from Washington D.C., and fell asleep in my seat before the plane took off. No one bothered to wake me up and tell me that the plane was full of hot cheerleaders or that i had a boner from the wet dream i was having, or that my pants were soaked because of it. FMBL

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Mar 27, 2010 09:17 AM - Sex / Intimacy - by WTFnow

Today, I found out that a friend who asked to loan my phone decided to send hurtful comments to someone else. Long story short, I'm now in major trouble for cyber bullying. FMBL

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Mar 27, 2010 09:17 AM - Miscellaneous - by Bully

Today, I was getting it on with my girl. It was going great, then as I went In deeper I felt something pop and a sharp pain. I quickly pulled out and look down to see my penis start poring blood I started panicking if it wasn't for my girl keeping her cool I would have passed out. FMBL

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Mar 27, 2010 09:14 AM - Sex / Intimacy - by ooohh

Today, i stole a keychain from spencers and got caught arrested and i have to pay a 400 dollar fine ,do community service,and have probabtion .i still dont get to keep the keychain. FMBL

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Mar 27, 2010 09:13 AM - Miscellaneous - by Wimp

Today, I walked into the men washroom and I saw a guy standing there infront of a urinal masturbating he stares at me then he says "want to join" FMBL

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Mar 27, 2010 09:12 AM - Sex / Intimacy - by JackAss

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is married to another woman. I decided I'd better let his wife know about his actions, but she didn't believe me because I was "too ugly" for him to have an affair with. FMBL

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Mar 27, 2010 09:11 AM - Relationship - by LakishaJones

Today, I was sitting in bed sick when I got a call from the police station saying my boyfriend just got picked up for haveing sex in the back of his car (oviously not with me) and for his call he wanted to call me!!! FMBL

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Mar 24, 2010 06:10 AM - Sex / Intimacy - by AzzHole

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